what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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