I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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