i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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