So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
