I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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