come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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