So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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