Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you win again, gameday.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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