TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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