Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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