Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
