another moral hangover. fuck.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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