if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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