you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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