He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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