I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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