she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Sober January is a disaster.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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