ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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