so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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