hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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