they need to just BURY HIM!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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