Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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