When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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