Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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