remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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