Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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