It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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