This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
