he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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