Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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