I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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