Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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