I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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