I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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