So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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