So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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