After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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