hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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