you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
