quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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