why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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