when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
