Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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