I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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