So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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