How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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