More tranny stories later!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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