yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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