Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my being single is dangerous.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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