I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
smell my finger.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
