I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
